Chrono Trigger

Hmm... no comment!

Chrono is psyched about the great bargains he's found!

Okay, so all we have to do is go back in time fight Magus while he's at his life's peak and seconds from summoning Lavos! Kill him while he's younger? Nah.

Should the king really be doing that? And what did he do, run up to the bridge to fight some things with the other 4 soldiers (the entire army), then decide to leave once the hero showed up?

It's enough food for an army... of four men!

The dead people lying on the floor doesn't inspire confidence in the healers.

So we just need to find some immortal, invincible guys. No problem.

Yes Goblins, do what he tells you.

It's funny because it's true.

I don't think I'd want to eat in 600AD. Is jerky all they know how to make?

As his life flashes before his eyes, his last thoughts are, "Why did I make it out of wood, WHY?!"

I choose destroy.

You... saw that?

And then the room exploded.