Dear Lord, do you think we're intelligent enough to — suppose — what if this software were used where a forum already exists?

It would destroy such a forum in favor of its new matrix.

Its new matrix? Do you have any idea what you're saying?

I was not attempting to evaulate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of internet history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

Not anymore. Now we can do both at the same time! According to myth, ezboard was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes the new Port Saiid forums. We'll do it for you in six minutes!

Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing. Logic suggests—

Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic! We're talking about message board Armageddon. You green-blooded, inhuman—