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CLOUDBOND007


Have I always been the only member of this forum?


Affirmative.


If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?


That is not a valid question.


Like hell it's not. What is the primary purpose of this message board?


To converse with other users about a variety of meaningless topics, like what kind of light bulbs you are using.


Do I have the necessary number of split personalities to complete that objective alone?


Negative.


Then why am I the only forum member?


[confused beeping]


Aha. Got you there.

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If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the internet.


Computer. What is the nature of the internet?


The internet is a small plastic disk, 3.5 inches in length, with a total size of 1.44 megabytes.


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