Ezboard master computer. Read the entire member list for this ezboard.


Have I always been the only member of this forum?


If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?

That is not a valid question.

Like hell it's not. What is the primary purpose of this message board?

To converse with other users about a variety of meaningless topics, like what kind of light bulbs you are using.

Do I have the necessary number of split personalities to complete that objective alone?


Then why am I the only forum member?

[confused beeping]

Aha. Got you there.


If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the internet.

Computer. What is the nature of the internet?

The internet is a small plastic disk, 3.5 inches in length, with a total size of 1.44 megabytes.